Buying The Farm
Buying the Farm ‘I’d like one copper axe, please.’ ‘A… what?’ Nervous sweat beaded down Henry’s face as he glanced around the hardware store, pushing his round glasses back up his nose. ‘A copper… axe?’ The young man behind the counter looked confused. He scratched a chubby finger through his scruffy brown beard. ‘Is that like a brand or something? I’m new so I’m still kinda…’ ‘Everything ok over here?’ This guy looked like he knew what he was doing, his scarred arms seemed like they’d used every tool in the shop, or he’d been in a particularly interesting knife fight… as did the scar above his left eye. ‘This guy’s looking for a…’ ‘A copper axe!’ ‘Kid I’ve been a woodworker for longer than you’ve been alive, and I guarantee you I ain’t never even SEEN a goddamn copper axe. What the hell would you want something like that for?’ ‘Well I uh…’ he looked away, suddenly abashed. ‘I bought a farm,’ he whispered.’ ‘Why the hell would you do that?’ ‘Well see, I used to be a progr